Modern Psychoanalysis Simplified
- Jung: Wow, psychoanalysis sure is cool!
- Freud: It IS cool.
- Jung: Helpful, too. Gosh I can't wait to study this and help people. :)
- Freud: I like this kid, as he's pretty much agreeing with all of my theories. Say, how would a fresh face like yourself like to be my successor?
- Jung: Oh gosh, would I ever!
- Freud:
- Jung:
- Freud:
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- Freud:
- Jung: Do we...uh...HAVE to do emphasize sex so much?
- Freud: What?
- Jung: Well, it's just...that seems awfully specific. I don't think everyone would be so subconsciously focused on sex all the time. Not to mention the whole penis envy thing? I don't think women actually think that. It's almost like it's coming from your-
- Freud: Get out.
- Jung: ...I'm sorry?
- Freud: Get the fuck out of my house, you no-good, backstabbing, filthy Jew and never come back.
- Jung:
- Jung:
- Jung:
- Philemon: So I heard you're studying the human psyche...
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OMG lol
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Reblogging because of the correct psych diction
asocial: not liking company
antisocial: psychotic, fakely charming, manipulative, lack of conscience
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Chapstick addiction?!
Hello psych junkies!
Sorry I am MIA all the time.
Sorry I never made good on that promise of posting interesting info from my Cognition class last semester.
I am, after all, a lazy college student. :<
Today, I am reading my Consumer Behavior textbook (actually a Marketing class), but it is directly related to psychology.
I am reading a section on addictive consumption.
Apparently, there is such a thing as a “Chapstick Addicts support group”
This is not surprising, I have a couple of friends who compulsively apply chapstick every 5 minutes. I personally probably get more of a dopamine high than healing by applying my Vitamin Water flavored “Vitamin Schtick”
But really, it is fascinating that something does not need actual addictive ingredients to have you hooked.
My textbook (Consumer Behavior, by Michael R. Solomon by the way) also mentions addiction to technology. You know, the crackberry. In South Korea there are young people who show signs of addiction to the internet: not being able to stop themselves from using computers, increasing levels of tolerance and withdrawal symptoms (anger and craving) when they cannot get online.
Awkward because I compulsively had to blog about this…
Grammys: Adele unveils Dr. Steven Zeitels’ handiwork with her first live performance since the Mass General surgeon removed a hemorrhaging polyp from the singular singer’s vocal cords.
See Also: The science behind why Adele’s “Someone Like You” makes you cry.
Take a look at the last link!!! So interesting
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The 6 Different Types Of Procrastinators - Find Your Type & We'll Show You How To Fix It
I am a defier and a worrier. What are you?
